iloveyouu♡
| boy: | shit baby you're so wet already |
| girl: | that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something |
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
(Source: empirestatebuilding, via making-a-fashionstatement)
I can honesty say I’ve stopped caring about you. Yeah you meant a lot to me, but now you don’t. The past is history. I need to move on with that aspect of my life, and I will. Because I have 4 great amazing people in my life that wouldn’t know what to do if I wasn’t here. So I have to take the bad with the good, and remember it on the great days & low days. You may think you know me but you’re wrong. You knew who I was. Not who I am today. Yes I have problems, but who doesn’t? You haven’t been in my life so you have to room to judge me. I am handling everything the best way I can. I am proud of that, and proud of myself. I don’t need you’re stamp of recognition or approval to feel that way.
